I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
