**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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