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(847): View more from Illinois

my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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(912): View more from Georgia

There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.

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(646): View more from New York

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

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Your pregnant arnt you

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(716): View more from New York

how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?

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(613): View more from Ontario

Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

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(631): View more from New York

I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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(513): View more from Ohio

I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.

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