love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Randomize
