I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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