Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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