i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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