Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize