It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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