I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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