carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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