its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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