you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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