he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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