never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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