just come out here and I will go home with you...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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