I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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