Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
