We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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