I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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