grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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