Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
