Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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