I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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