I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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