my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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