I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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