she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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