Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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