Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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