I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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