no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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