Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
