Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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