You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my shit smells like andre
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He shit in the fireplace
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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