You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Randomize
