Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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