apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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