Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I AM VODKA MAN
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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