Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
organizing the empties. That sober.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
