In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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