Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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