honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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