Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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