yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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