I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize