ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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