the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
honey bunches of taint.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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