I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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