I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
