My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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