He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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