she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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