I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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