You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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