My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
