he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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