Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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