Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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